Farmer fined for digging up ancient 'burial cairn'

[Imperial Dave]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-59653333

I never knew guv......

[Nick Harbud]

The farmer undoubtedly failed to find the notice of the ancient monument, displayed as it was in the basement of the local council offices, in a disused toilet, with no light bulb and behind a large sign advising him to "Beware of the tiger".

[Imperial Dave]

leopard.....

[Nick Harbud]

Don't be silly - when was the last time you saw a leopard in Scotland?

[Imperial Dave]

well Ford Prefect reckoned he'd seen one

[Mick Hession]

Don't be silly - when was the last time you saw a leopard in Scotland?

Not since the middle ages, when they tended to come three at a time.

[DBS]

Don't be silly - when was the last time you saw a leopard in Scotland?

Not since the middle ages, when they tended to come three at a time.

But easier to deal with once the Bruce realised they always faced left.

[Anton]

Damn the bit of luck he or his will have after this.  Or so I was told a long time ago.