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Title: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Duncan Head on May 12, 2021, 08:23:39 AM
Soil analysis suggests so, but everyone is flabbergasted.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/may/12/cerne-giant-in-dorset-dates-from-anglo-saxon-times-analysis-suggests
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DougM on May 12, 2021, 09:06:18 AM
Naughty Saxons, must have taken hundreds of them just to make a penis joke.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 09:23:15 AM
giggling as they did it
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Anton on May 12, 2021, 10:11:50 AM
I went to see it years ago, it is an impressive sight. 

There was a local story that women wanting children should sit on the tip of the Giant's member, flesh to chalk as it were.  No one did so while I was there though I was told it still happened..

My companion who was very arty wanted to know if the style of the Giant gave any clues to it's creators.  I couldn't tell her but maybe that would be something useful to explore.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 10:15:29 AM
excitable fellow I should say
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Erpingham on May 12, 2021, 10:15:35 AM
Quote from: Holly on May 12, 2021, 09:23:15 AM
giggling as they did it

Given the content of the Exeter Book riddles, the idea that Saxons were up for a bit of penis humour shouldn't be a surprise.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 10:18:47 AM
Quote from: Erpingham on May 12, 2021, 10:15:35 AM
Quote from: Holly on May 12, 2021, 09:23:15 AM
giggling as they did it

Given the content of the Exeter Book riddles, the idea that Saxons were up for a bit of penis humour shouldn't be a surprise.

toilet humour being a particular speciality of these fair isles.....
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DBS on May 12, 2021, 10:38:40 AM
Young Farmers... UFOs...  crop circles...
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: RichT on May 12, 2021, 11:21:44 AM
The only time I've seen it in the flesh is from a plane en route to the US. Glanced out of the window over southern Britain, there it was. I thought the makers, whoever they were, would be pleased it was so clearly visible from 30,000 ft.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 12:05:51 PM
Quote from: RichT on May 12, 2021, 11:21:44 AM
The only time I've seen it in the flesh is from a plane en route to the US. Glanced out of the window over southern Britain, there it was. I thought the makers, whoever they were, would be pleased it was so clearly visible from 30,000 ft.

VERY pleased.....
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Prufrock on May 12, 2021, 02:23:08 PM
I'd make a joke myself, but there are so many it's difficult to keep up!
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
and coming from such an upstanding young fella like yourself and all......
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DougM on May 12, 2021, 05:25:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 12, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
and coming from such an upstanding young fella like yourself and all......

There goes the staid image of the SoA as an association of fine sophisticated and proud members. Glad to be associated with that excellent organ, Slingshot.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 12, 2021, 05:56:45 PM
Quote from: DougM on May 12, 2021, 05:25:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 12, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
and coming from such an upstanding young fella like yourself and all......

There goes the staid image of the SoA as an association of fine sophisticated and proud members. Glad to be associated with that excellent organ, Slingshot.

always ready to stand to attention....sah!
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: timurilank on May 12, 2021, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: DougM on May 12, 2021, 05:25:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 12, 2021, 03:28:18 PM
and coming from such an upstanding young fella like yourself and all......

There goes the staid image of the SoA as an association of fine sophisticated and proud members. Glad to be associated with that excellent organ, Slingshot.

;D
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Nick Harbud on May 13, 2021, 10:33:14 AM
Oh no, I have a horrible premonition regarding the cover picture for the next Slingshot....  :-[
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 13, 2021, 11:02:21 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Anton on May 13, 2021, 11:23:04 AM
I had a wee plate with the Giant's image on.  Used to use it to serve olives.  It got put away when the progeny arrived.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Erpingham on May 13, 2021, 12:36:33 PM
There's a nice article (https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/05/24/the-mysterious-origins-of-the-cerne-abbas-giant) about the giant in the online edition of the New Yorker, which gives a lot more background to his existence and how the locals relate to him these days.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 13, 2021, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Anton on May 13, 2021, 11:23:04 AM
I had a wee plate with the Giant's image on.  Used to use it to serve olives.  It got put away when the progeny arrived.

could have been worse....could have been used to serve sausages
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DougM on May 13, 2021, 03:21:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 13, 2021, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Anton on May 13, 2021, 11:23:04 AM
I had a wee plate with the Giant's image on.  Used to use it to serve olives.  It got put away when the progeny arrived.

could have been worse....could have been used to serve sausages

Wargamers.. never knowingly without a knob joke.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Erpingham on May 13, 2021, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: DougM on May 13, 2021, 03:21:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 13, 2021, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Anton on May 13, 2021, 11:23:04 AM
I had a wee plate with the Giant's image on.  Used to use it to serve olives.  It got put away when the progeny arrived.

could have been worse....could have been used to serve sausages

Wargamers.. never knowingly without a knob joke.

As the tale of the team photo in the New Yorker article demonstrates, archaeologists are no better.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DougM on May 13, 2021, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Erpingham on May 13, 2021, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: DougM on May 13, 2021, 03:21:05 PM
Quote from: Holly on May 13, 2021, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Anton on May 13, 2021, 11:23:04 AM
I had a wee plate with the Giant's image on.  Used to use it to serve olives.  It got put away when the progeny arrived.

could have been worse....could have been used to serve sausages

Wargamers.. never knowingly without a knob joke.

As the tale of the team photo in the New Yorker article demonstrates, archaeologists are no better.

I put that down to inbreeding. Archaeologists tend to meet other archaeologists, thus the perennial joke about archaeologists wives, 'oh, so where did you dig her up?'
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: timurilank on May 13, 2021, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: NickHarbud on May 13, 2021, 10:33:14 AM
Oh no, I have a horrible premonition regarding the cover picture for the next Slingshot....  :-[

I think a centrefold would hold more suspense.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Justin Swanton on May 14, 2021, 08:21:04 PM
Quote from: NickHarbud on May 13, 2021, 10:33:14 AM
Oh no, I have a horrible premonition regarding the cover picture for the next Slingshot....  :-[

Funny you should mention it...

(https://i.imgur.com/TsmULk4.jpg)
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: DougM on May 14, 2021, 09:03:39 PM
Saxon knob jokes and rhubarb? You certainly know your audience...
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Justin Swanton on May 14, 2021, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: DougM on May 14, 2021, 09:03:39 PM
Saxon knob jokes and rhubarb? You certainly know your audience...

What can I say? I was corrupted by British TV programmes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOiwJkMvIYI) in my youth.
Title: Re: Is the Cerne Abbas Giant late Saxon?
Post by: Imperial Dave on May 14, 2021, 10:02:01 PM
well I like it  8)