https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found
I saw this earlier this morning.....well really ;D
Interesting discovery.
I chuckled when reading that,
The Vindolanda phallus is 16cm long but, researchers say, was probably larger because archaeological wood is prone to shrinkage and warping.
An old excuse!
It reminds one of all those novelty bottle openers encountered over the years.... :-[
really? :o
Do they call them bottle openers where your from then Nick?
Well, they all seemed to be more effective at opening bottles than warding off evil. ???
an early version of a Swiss army knife? :P
"It's not a Roman dildo, it's a drop spindle" (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/26/its-not-a-roman-dildo-its-a-drop-spindle)