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Title: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 19, 2023, 03:23:34 PM
https://www.heritagedaily.com/2023/11/phallus-wind-chime-found-at-roman-viminacium/149237

Well if you are going to have a wind chime.....
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Mark G on November 19, 2023, 05:26:53 PM
I guess once you move past chariots, there's no Ferrari option for middle age, so the roof is the next ostentatious point of display to go for.

It's not like they could wave a prominent codpiece under that toga
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 19, 2023, 06:23:15 PM
No  ;D
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Nick Harbud on November 20, 2023, 08:58:06 AM
Wind chime or door bell?

 ???
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 20, 2023, 10:13:18 AM
both
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: DBS on November 20, 2023, 01:40:02 PM
Frankie Howerd is looking down from heaven, distressed at a visual gag opportunity missed in Up Pompeii.
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 20, 2023, 03:06:47 PM
oooohhhhhh
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Erpingham on November 20, 2023, 04:30:47 PM
Again, for overseas members, you need to know Frankie Howerd was an old-school comedian known for his innuendo-laden patter.  Dave's long "oooh" was a trade-mark utterance. He starred as Lurkio in the aforementioned "Up Pompeii", an everyday tale of family life in a 1st century Oscan town (imagine archly raised eye-brow at this point).
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 09:40:19 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Nick Harbud on November 21, 2023, 09:55:30 AM
Complete episodes of this comedy classic can be found on Youtube.

 :)
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: DBS on November 21, 2023, 10:20:34 AM
Of course, the script writers raided Plautus for some material for bonus points.

I have the complete series and film on DVD...
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 10:21:53 AM
and if you really want a hoot, watch The Goon Show
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Erpingham on November 21, 2023, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 10:21:53 AMand if you really want a hoot, watch The Goon Show

This one needs explanation for not just overseas members but any under 65.  A famous, and very influential, comedy radio show of the 50s and 60s.  Known for its anarchic approach.  Not, as far as I know, known for its exploration of Roman history.

Ying tong iddle I po, as the Goons might say.
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Denis Grey on November 21, 2023, 10:42:49 AM
Quote from: Erpingham on November 21, 2023, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 10:21:53 AMand if you really want a hoot, watch The Goon Show

This one needs explanation for not just overseas members but any under 65.  A famous, and very influential, comedy radio show of the 50s and 60s.  Known for its anarchic approach.  Not, as far as I know, known for its exploration of Roman history.

Ying tong iddle I po, as the Goons might say.

The Histories of Pliny the Elder.  "Gad, he's up early.  He must be one of the Early Britons."
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: DBS on November 21, 2023, 10:48:18 AM
Don't even try explaining Julian & Sandy - how fantabulosa!
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Denis Grey on November 21, 2023, 11:11:01 AM
Quote from: DBS on November 21, 2023, 10:48:18 AMDon't even try explaining Julian & Sandy - how fantabulosa!

On the door of the shop was a sign which read "Bona Wind Chimes".
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Erpingham on November 21, 2023, 12:04:18 PM
Quote from: DBS on November 21, 2023, 10:48:18 AMDon't even try explaining Julian & Sandy - how fantabulosa!

I won't, though I will refer interested parties to the fascinating world of Polari (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polari)
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Mark G on November 21, 2023, 12:20:51 PM
Bona or boner ?
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 12:46:13 PM
Quote from: Denis Grey on November 21, 2023, 10:42:49 AM
Quote from: Erpingham on November 21, 2023, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 10:21:53 AMand if you really want a hoot, watch The Goon Show

This one needs explanation for not just overseas members but any under 65.  A famous, and very influential, comedy radio show of the 50s and 60s.  Known for its anarchic approach.  Not, as far as I know, known for its exploration of Roman history.

Ying tong iddle I po, as the Goons might say.

The Histories of Pliny the Elder.  "Gad, he's up early.  He must be one of the Early Britons."

A classic
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: DBS on November 21, 2023, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: Mark G on November 21, 2023, 12:20:51 PMBona or boner ?
Ooooh, Jules!!! Ain't he bold!
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Jim Webster on November 21, 2023, 04:07:48 PM

RAMBLING SYD RUMPO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=013O6kAa3Yg
Title: Re: Phallus wind chime found
Post by: Imperial Dave on November 21, 2023, 05:36:56 PM
Quote from: DBS on November 21, 2023, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: Mark G on November 21, 2023, 12:20:51 PMBona or boner ?
Ooooh, Jules!!! Ain't he bold!

 ;D