Le porc normand

[Nick Harbud]

With or without tomato ketchup?

[Imperial Dave]

with obviously and a side order of Herodotus

[Jim Webster]

I quite like Thucydides 

Certainly if I had a boar to choke, he'd be one of my go-to authors. 

[Imperial Dave]

I quite like Thucydides 

Certainly if I had a boar to choke, he'd be one of my go-to authors. 

No, if it was a boar to choke I would go for Tolstoy

[Jim Webster]

I quite like Thucydides 

Certainly if I had a boar to choke, he'd be one of my go-to authors. 

No, if it was a boar to choke I would go for Tolstoy

Which is fair enough, but in all candour I'm more likely to be carrying a copy of Thucydides than anything by Tolstoy 

[Imperial Dave]

true....