Ancient Roman home and mosaics unearthed during Italian apartment renovation

[Imperial Dave]

https://www.thelocal.it/20210507/ancient-roman-home-and-mosaics-unearthed-during-italian-apartment-renovation/

I'm off to dig up my floor.....

[Chuck the Grey]

The only  thing that I would find after digging up my floor would be rocks, lots of rocks.

[Imperial Dave]

 

[Justin Swanton]

Interesting. I dug up my floor and found a skeleton with a hole in the head. I'm convinced it was an arrow wound but the police seem very interested in whether I own a pistol or not...

[Imperial Dave]

 

[Mark G]

Careful Justin, that's the sort of thing we can't refute from our own sources ... so we might have to believe you this time

[Justin Swanton]

Careful Justin, that's the sort of thing we can't refute from our own sources ... so we might have to believe you this time

I'm innocent! Can you help with the bail?

...wait a minute, what do you mean by "this time"?

[Erpingham]

I'm innocent! Can you help with the bail?

Looks like one of those scam e-mails  .  Justin's account must have been hacked.

[Chuck the Grey]

Interesting. I dug up my floor and found a skeleton with a hole in the head. I'm convinced it was an arrow wound but the police seem very interested in whether I own a pistol or not...

Once upon a time, my contribution to this conversation would have started, " You have the right to remain silent, blah, blah blah."